Of politics and ads

Presidentiables Benigno Aquino Jr. and Senator Manny Villar are at it again when the former accused the latter of stealing his (in)famous “Hindi Ako Magnanakaw” line (full article here).

Personally, if I were in Noynoy’s place, I wouldn’t mind it one bit to have such mantra "stolen" (I'd actually be relieved to have it taken off my hands). I mean, c’mon…”hindi ako magnanakaw”?! It sounds like something someone would say when cornered and when out of anything remotely intelligible to say.

(SCENE 1)

Reporter: So Mr. Aquino, what can you say about the Kyoto Protocol and our supposed non-compliance to the international standard when recent studies showed the country as being one of the foremost violators of the international agreement when local airborne greenhouse gas emitions were measured at an all time high of 1.6 tons per capita, despite the treaty's mandatory 3-part mechanism of emissions trading, joint implementation and clean development ?

Noynoy: Uhm, yes. Of course! And…uh…besides…uh…HINDI AKO MAGNANAKAW!

And of course, he can also choose to have it patented so he can keep all the rights.

(SCENE 2)

Police: Ikaw ‘yun! Ikaw yung nahuling nagnanakaw sa security cam!

Suspect: Naku! Hindi po! Hindi po ako magnanakaw—patent Benigno Aquino Jr, 2010!

On the other hand, he can retaliate and steal some of Manny Villar’s slogans (God knows he has waaay too many). Besides, it looks like Villar can afford to lend a line or two. Noynoy can choose from “Akala mo”, “Check!”, "Lumuwa ang buwa ko", or the motherload, "Dagat ng Basura" which is thankfully off-air at long last (FINALLY!).

Or he can always make a new one. And since being dirt poor seems to be the new "it" among politicians these days (like "Tunay na mahirap" for instance, whatever the hell that means), maybe he can try something out like..."Noynoy Palaboy".

Definitely has a ring to it.

Noynoy Palaboy. I ought to patent that.

That is so...

Rainbow princess extraordinaire Elton John recently caused an uproar in Christian circles when he claimed in an interview that Jesus Christ was, well...gay (and not the "happy" kind of gay, mind you).

The British nancy-boy was quoted, saying "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems".

I must say, his comments were completely and utterly below the belt. And yes, that pun was intended.

He has been a very vocal LGBT rights spokesperson for years, so he should know better to respect people's religious beliefs. After all, you can't expect people to respect your views if you can't respect theirs.

I'm neither a devout Christian nor a homo-hater but what he said was really, really gay (even by his astronomical standards).

Full article here

Do the 'Do

While i can't really stand seeing (or even hearing) his nauseating multi-million ads on tv, presidential aspirant Manny Villar's comments on nemesis Jamby Madrigal really had me doubled over laughing:

"I'll refer her to my barber."

As many of us know, Madrigal has been very critical of Villar for a long time now. And when asked if there is one nice thing she can actually say about her arch-rival, Madrigal remarked, "His dyed hair looks good", thus the 'barber' comment. (Inquirer article here).

Now, I actually thought Villar was insinuating that Jamby needs a new haircut--but he wasn't. What's more, instead of retaliating, Villar even replied of Jamby "I, too, wish for her happiness."


(Everybody: "Aaawww...")


Well, I suppose so. After all, with a hairdo like this, how could anyone insinuate anything?

Who's your Daddy?

With the conclusion of the faith-healing, goody two-shoes miracle kid's prime time show "May Bukas Pa" comes a new feel-good offering from ABS-CBN: Agua Bendita.

When asked on the Maury Show about his possible relationship to the lead character, Dr. Manhattan was quick to dismiss the rumors:

"She's not my daughter", he denied vehemently.